Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Short Jokes
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I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
The Americans.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
