Short jokes
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
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Kenya believe it?
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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"ScoobyDoo"
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