Short jokes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
W fr W
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.