Short jokes

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.

What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

A physical doctor for kids.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

Si, papi?

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Canada United States Mexico

C U M

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Gay people would suck at war.