I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Short Jokes
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
