Short jokes

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."

And then I feed him my dick.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.