Short jokes
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"