You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Short Jokes
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
