Short jokes
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Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
He's dead now.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.