Short jokes
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
My brother
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!