Short jokes
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Loud Korea noise.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.