Short jokes
McDonald's :)
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
U geiy haha lol.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.