Short jokes
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.