Short jokes
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Campbell.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
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What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.