Short jokes
Incest is wincest.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Politics.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
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