Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Short Jokes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
