Short jokes
There is no god. None, not one.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Siu!!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.