Short jokes
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.