Short jokes
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Like if I'm fine-ish.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"