Short jokes

Short jokes

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

War

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Orphan

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Priest

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Man

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Emo

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Tower

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣