Short jokes
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
I am the joke.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!