Short jokes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
There is no god. None, not one.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏