Short jokes
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Biden
It's a RUF life in Africa.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Religion... That is all.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Hillary for president.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.