Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Orphan

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Orphan

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Cake

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Puzzle

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Shoulder

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

God

God's consciousness: Art.

God's unconsciousness: Christianity.

Difference

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Forehead

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏