Short jokes
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.