What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Short Jokes
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I am the joke.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
These jokes are all crap.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
