Short jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.