Short jokes
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.