Short jokes

Short jokes

Pound

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Orphan

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Friend

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Chin

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Poor

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Mama

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Restaurant

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

Dodo

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Sacrifice

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Rape

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.