Short jokes
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
McDonald's :)
Why did the monster š§āāļø put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. š„š
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Are you a race car?
Cuz Iām tryna fuck.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.