Short jokes
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Uhhhh...
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Anyone wanna chat?
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
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There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.