Short jokes
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.