Short jokes
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
I love going to sleep at night.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I am the joke.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.