Short jokes
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Why am I so sad?
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Plz like.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.