It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Short Jokes
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Swallow cum, not gum.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
The earth is not round.
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It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
