Short jokes
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
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Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
He's dead now.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.