Short jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Aha!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.