Short jokes
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Kill yourself!
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Geology rocks!
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.