Short jokes

Short jokes

Basement

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

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  • Orphan

    If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

    Orphan

    Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"

    Guy: That's probably because you're single.

    Brunette

    So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

    The blond because she had to ask for directions.

    Music

    My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

    Car pet

    I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

    I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

    Number

    I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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  • Sex

    Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

    James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

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  • Dungeon

    How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."