Short jokes
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Perrie.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What's 2+2?
4.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I put the D in Children.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
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Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.