Short jokes
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
U geiy haha lol.
My brother
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."