Short jokes
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Weedle will make you high.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Cameron and Pav.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!