Short jokes
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
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There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"