Aha jokes

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Aha!

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Aahhhhhh!

Alya?

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.