Aha jokes

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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Aha!

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"