Aha jokes
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Aha!
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
