Aha jokes

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Aha!

Aahhhhhh!

Alya?

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!