Aha jokes

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Aha!

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!