Short jokes
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.