Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Short Jokes
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
1 + 1 = window.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
