Short jokes
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Uhhhh...
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"