Short jokes
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
He's dead now.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I cummed on the alley.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.