Short jokes
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
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What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""