Short jokes
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A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Religion... That is all.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Biden
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Hillary for president.