Short jokes
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Josh
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Christianity.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
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How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.