Short jokes
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.