Short jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Josh
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Aaron.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.