What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Short Jokes
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Manchester City is gay.
Uranus has 27 moons.
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Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
