What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Short Jokes
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Incest is wincest.
My life.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Siu!!
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
