Short jokes
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
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