Short jokes
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.