Short jokes
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Dwarf Shortage.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
These are meannnnn.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.