Short jokes
I'm offended.
- Liberals
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.