Short jokes
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
69.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.