Short jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.