Short jokes
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Women’s rights.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.