Short jokes
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.