Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Short Jokes
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
9/11
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
