Short jokes
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.