Short jokes
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.