Short jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What the fluff happened to this website?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.