Short jokes

Short jokes

Lie

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Cock

D: Johnny, Johnny.

J: Yes, Papa?

D: Eating sugar?

J: No, Papa!

D: Telling lies?

J: No, Papa!

D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)

Like

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Emo

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

Pilot

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

Pedophile

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Banana

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

Paul Walker

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Kiss

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

Virus

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

Hope

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})