Short jokes
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.