Short jokes
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
kapteyn = captain
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Eshay.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Most of the jokes are trash.