Short jokes
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
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I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
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There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.