What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Short Jokes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Are you a race car?
Cuz Iām tryna fuck.
Why did the monster š§āāļø put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. š„š
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
