Short jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
A true God would be godless himself.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).