You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Short Jokes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
There is no god. None, not one.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
