Short jokes

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies.

Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

Bros got barcode arms.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dildo.

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

She blew on it, and it went hard.

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?

Cancer!

Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.

D: Johnny, Johnny.

J: Yes, Papa?

D: Eating sugar?

J: No, Papa!

D: Telling lies?

J: No, Papa!

D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

Knock knock.

Me, a person: Who's there?

A: Deez nuts!