Short jokes
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
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Hudididada hada du energy
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Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Poopoo man.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)