Short jokes
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
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Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.