Short jokes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
A true God would be godless himself.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.