What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Short Jokes
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
