Short jokes
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
"Have fun at school night" is what?
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.