Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.