What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Short Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
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What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Bros got barcode arms.
