Short jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Women’s rights.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
69.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.