Short jokes
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.