Short jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!