Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Short Jokes
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
