Short jokes
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Aha!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”