Short jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.