Short jokes
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I put the D in Children.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.