Short jokes
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Daddy, where's my anus?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...