Short jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.