Short jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Aha!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.