Short jokes
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Scree.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Teddy