Short jokes

Short jokes

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

God

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Walmart

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

Uncle Joe

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Femboy

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

9/11

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Emo

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Mom

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Patient

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Emoji

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Skinny Person

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.