When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Short Jokes
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
