Short jokes
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
I'm hungry.
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What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.