Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Shitty bichi cup.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."