Short jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
China. There. :)
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.