Short jokes

A true God would be godless himself.

How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.