Short jokes
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.