Short jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.