Short jokes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What the fluff happened to this website?
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.