Short jokes
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.