Short jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.