They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Short Jokes
Weedle will make you high.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Cameron and Pav.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I put the D in Children.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
