Short jokes
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
I am on the German website.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.