Short jokes
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
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What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.