Short jokes

Short jokes

Kill

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

Orphan

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Titanic

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Puberty

Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”

Friend: Ok?

Me: I'mma hit puberty!

*hits my friend*

Mama

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Member

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Body

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Exorcism

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Orphan

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Brother

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.