Short jokes
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
I put the D in Children.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
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Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Weedle will make you high.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?