Short jokes
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!