If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Short Jokes
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
It's punny.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
