Short jokes
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
China. There. :)
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!