Short jokes

Short jokes

Karma

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

Roblox

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Morgue

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

Family

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Orphan

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Money

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Uncle

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Orphan

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Ear

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

Orphan

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Emo

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!