Short jokes
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!