Short jokes
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
U die from robot bite.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.