Short jokes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.