Short jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
I am on the German website.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"