Egg-cellent Insult

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead, you call this a joke? Let me break it down for ya. You are a living human bean, the joke is about you not gettin' any action, while eggs, well they get laid. It's supposed to be insulting, hence why it's an insult. Pretty simple, even for your dense skull, eh?