Klondike Bar Request Leads to Priest's Odd Act

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

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Alright, you human-shaped brain fart, let me break it down for you. You, like the author of this joke, probably think with your butt. It’s a setup that plays on a stereotype of Catholic priests and their supposed sexual repression. The punchline is a twisted take on the old β€œWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?” slogan, but instead of being something normal like buying one, the priest does something completely wild and unexpected. Get it? No? Well, go back to eating crayons then.

Comments (10)

A catholic priest has a lot in common with a prostitute that is a gay white male who is a dumb blonde

Sorry for your luck it sucks to be you

It's about time that someone who made sense posted something again

PS a catholic priest can give gay men mean BJS when they are done going to confession

At least catholic priests in the catholic church are good for something if catholic priest were not good for something they would not be good for anything

I'm glad that I'm a gay catholic

Me too the last one inside the adult book store at the glory hole to get a anonymous blowjob from a catholic priest when he is done going to confession at the confessional booth is a rotten egg

In my opinion since the catholic church β›ͺ πŸ™ has a tax exempt status it would be in their best interest πŸ’˜ 😻 if it had a glory hole πŸ•³ inside the men's restrooms inside 🚹 all of their churches and they still will go to confession if they wanted to but I don't think they would go even if there was a glory hole πŸ•³ inside 🚹 of the men's restrooms 🚻 🚻 so what difference πŸ€” 😏 does it make and besides you can't believe anything that catholic priests say anyway so forget πŸ˜ͺ

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?