Short jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.