Short jokes
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Nice cock, bitch.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.