Short jokes
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% đź’Ż
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for ÂŁ2 pound for girls stripper.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"