Short jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"