I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Short Jokes
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Which is better looking, girls or women?
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
