Short jokes
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
So Mungus.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.