Short jokes
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.