Short jokes
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Two sentence horror stories go.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!