Short jokes
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.