Short jokes
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I think my penis has facial recognition.
My wife left me and took the kids.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?