Short jokes
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."