Short jokes
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.