Short jokes
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.