Short jokes
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.