Short jokes
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"