Short jokes
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.