Short jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Comment your favorite sport.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.