Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Short Jokes
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
