Short jokes
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Octopus.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K