Short jokes
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.