Short jokes
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.