Short jokes
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.