Short jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"
Yes.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Octopus, more like octopussy.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.