My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Short Jokes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Shitty bichi cup.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
