Short jokes
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Yes.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂