Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Short Jokes
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
