Short jokes
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.