Short jokes

Short jokes

Fish

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Nan

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Discord

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

Cow

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

Name

Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Why?

Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

American

American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Baby

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

Motivation

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Head

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Iron Man

Racist

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Food

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

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