Short jokes
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!