Short jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC