Short jokes
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.