Short jokes
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
bals
Deez nuts!
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!