Short jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"