Short jokes
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
China. There. :)
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Remember 2000? It was scary.