I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Short Jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
