Short jokes
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Octopus.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Cheesiest jokes.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
There's only one gender. Women are property.