Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Short Jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
U can vent here idc.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
