Short jokes
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Big mummy milkers...
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.