Short jokes
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.