Short jokes
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
The Nazis.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.