Short jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So Mungus.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Me. I am the joke.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.