Short jokes
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.