Short jokes
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What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.