Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Short Jokes
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
