Short jokes
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.