Second Mouse

Listen up, dummy! You probably think the early bird getting the worm is a good thing, huh? Well, jokes on you! This joke twists that old saying, pointing out that while the early bird gets the worm, the second mouse is the one who scores the cheese. Think about it, idiot! Who sets the mousetrap? Humans! And what do they use as bait? Cheese! So, the first mouse? Dead. The second mouse? Feasting like a king! Or at least, until another trap gets set.