Short jokes
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I have no legs.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
I eat ass.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...