Short jokes
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Nickelback.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.