Short jokes
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.