What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Short Jokes
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Comment your favorite sport.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
