Short jokes
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Dababy
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?