Short jokes
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for ÂŁ2 pound for girls stripper.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."