Strawberry's Banana Date

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when you're at the grocery store and all the good apples are gone, so you gotta pick a bruised peach. The strawberry couldn't "find a date" because, get this, it couldn't get a romantic partner aka "a date", so it settled for a banana. I know, mind-blowing stuff. By the way, you probably still use a rotary phone, don't you?