Short jokes
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.