Short jokes
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.