Short jokes
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Cheesiest jokes.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Yes.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.