Short jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.