Short jokes
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Elephant
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.