Short jokes
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
bals
Deez nuts!
What's big and black?
My balls.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?