Short jokes
Porn.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My name is what orphans can never have.