Short jokes
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
My wife was run over.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.