Short jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Octopus.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.