Short jokes
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!