Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Short Jokes
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
