Short jokes
Elephant
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Octopus, more like octopussy.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.