Short jokes
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The Nazis.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.