Short jokes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Hi Blake.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Pineapple turnover.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.