Short jokes
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling