Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Short Jokes
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
