Short jokes
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Austin Nash
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.