Short jokes
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.