If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Short Jokes
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
