Short jokes
A joke.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
"Stupid ass baby."
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Arms.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.