Short jokes
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
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Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
You're really sexy 😉
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
I have no legs.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!