Short jokes
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
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What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Mr. Bunler.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.