Short jokes
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!