The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Short Jokes
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
