Short jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
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Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.