Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.