I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Short Jokes
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
