Short jokes
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)